I enjoy being. I don’t enjoy doing.
"Only on Earth is there any talk of free will."
Tralfamadorian, Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Billy licked his lips, thought a while, inquired at last: “Why me?”
“That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber?”
“Yes.” Billy, in fact, had a paperweight in his office which was a blob of polished amber with three ladybugs embedded in it.
“Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why.”
- Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
"It’s a permanent solution to a temporary problem."
"So you agree it’s a problem?"
"I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong, so either I’m God, or truth is relative - and in either case, boo-yah."
Jeff Winger, Community - episode 1
"YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"
Harry Waters, In Bruges